Story of my life according to me...Beware insanity

  1. tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

    tyleroakley:

    witchhctiw:

    the-solitary-witch:

    warriorsatthedisco:

    littlestmowreader:

    nivena:

    sload:

    gill-bear-toe:

    gill-bear-toe:

    someone-inconspicuous:

    what the fuck is this shit

    release the penguins

    insert peanuts

    are those ten fortes

    I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

    EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

    Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

    Saxes move downstage.

    I’ll just leave this here.

    SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

    (via allgasnoclass)

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    Calling all Nerds and Geeks! I am writing a reseach paper on geek and nerd culture and I need feedback for a survey. Please give me hand. I am putting my trust in the internet to get this out there. 
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  3. starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

codemilkygreen:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

i’m game

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years





England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

    starkinglyhandsome:

    cloudyobsession:

    yourlocalpsychopath:

    randomthingieshere:

    abbysrwk:

    paradoxsocks:

    merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

    gallifreyanprincess:

    merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

    codemilkygreen:

    pizzaforpresident:

    why are people even questioning obesity in america

    i’m game

    why is your tea liquidised?

    ….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

    ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

    image

    like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

    No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

    WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

    HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

    so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

    image

    image

    image

    image

    England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

    [skeletons ooh-ing]

    (via floriabee)

  4. (Source: relatablegifs, via vivalageekchic)

  5. shitsnothilarious:

    So, whoever made this has taught me more in this one pic set than 12 years of grade school, 4 years of college and my ongoing years in law school. 

    (Source: iraffiruse, via roxywtf)

  6. justnerdgirlproblems:

suggested by Lauren

    justnerdgirlproblems:

    suggested by Lauren

  7. What is your tumblr true age? ⇒

    nightingaleandtherose:

    gigaku:

    light-em-up-motherfuckers:

    hachirox:

    viria:

    taztothesky:

    goodnight-little-wing:

    cottoncandycorpse:

    I am 5…

    5. But… I.. what.

    64 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

    AHAHA FUCK I AM 64 TOO OMG

    I’m 12?! What?!

    35. I can’t say I’m horribly surprised about it.

    64. Yeah that sounds about right.

    21. This tells me I’m a bit predictable. 

    35. Works for me 

    (Source: heyfunniest, via nightingaleslament)

  8. defranco:

When in doubt about following your dreams remember…people got paid to do this. (x)

    defranco:

    When in doubt about following your dreams remember…people got paid to do this. (x)

  9. doctor-gravityshmavity:

jarvis-tardis:

NEVER APPLY LOGIC TO WHO.



The  universe would rip iiself apart

    doctor-gravityshmavity:

    jarvis-tardis:

    NEVER APPLY LOGIC TO WHO.

    image

    The  universe would rip iiself apart

    (Source: doctornerdgirl, via tardisadventures)

  10. roxywtf:

LOL! 

lol i wonder how many people would actually try that? 

    roxywtf:

    LOL! 

    lol i wonder how many people would actually try that? 

    (Source: eatsleepdraw)