Story of my life according to me...Beware insanity

  1. gigaku: theredbookofwesteros: i wasn’t even gonna reblog this but then #jesus christ he has enough chest hair to reupholster a cat i’m laughing way too hard omg I CANNOT GET OVER THIS PICTURE I JUST KEEP STARING AT IT UNF TAKE ME NOW YOU HAIRY THING YOU CANNOT STOP LAUGHING! 

    gigaku:

    theredbookofwesteros:

    i wasn’t even gonna reblog this but then

    #jesus christ he has enough chest hair to reupholster a cat

    i’m laughing way too hard omg

    I CANNOT GET OVER THIS PICTURE

    I JUST KEEP STARING AT IT

    UNF TAKE ME NOW YOU HAIRY THING YOU

    CANNOT STOP LAUGHING! 

    (Source: pigeonsoup)

  2. annabelleewho: madgirlwithabox: headbangingwithzombies: tellxmebby: irresolutesongbird: thatswhatsnapesaid: strucketh-by-hawkeyes-arrow: Lizzie can copy the appearance of her foes. Additionally, she developed the talent to take control of vibrations and bend it to her will and she is able to confuse the vision of a rival. Lizzie has learned to change shape into an ox and she has an extraordinary power to recover quickly from wounds. She wages war with a venomous set of spines and she boasts an uncommon knack at fighting in the dark. Lizzie has been known to become invisible, but can only do so twice a day. Unfortunately, Lizzie struggles with being unable to see bears. I CAN TURN INTO AN OX?! SWEET! Sara has an incredible strength. Also, she has been known to steal all powers of her rivals and use it against them and she has learned to spin like a whirlwind. Sara can scan the memories of others and she possesses the power to tunnel through solid wood. Additionally, she is able to become gigantic and she has mastered the ability to block lasers and deflect them toward any foe close by, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sara has the power to levitate through the vacuum of space using an unimaginable motorcycle, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Tragically, Sara is handicapped by being insane. Spinning whirlwind of insanity on a motorbike? Well yes, this seems about right.  Hannah is able to become camouflaged, however this power only lasts two days at a time. Also, she wages war with a terrible lasso that can force assailants to drop all possessions and she has been known to walk along ramps of corbomite. Hannah has the power to create glass out of thin air and she has mastered the ability to tunnel through solid ice. Tragically, Hannah is notorious for being stupid. Beth is able to create string out of thin air, however only while performing a series of gestures. She developed the talent to transform her body into water and she has the power to view distant locations with her mind. Beth can jump into the bodies of her combatants using an astonishing assault vehicle and she owns all of the powers and talents of a snake. Terribly, Beth becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of glass. Vidya resists rivals with a terrible sword made from titanium. She has learned to block bullets and deflect them toward a single assailant, but only when concentrating. Vidya rides an awesome horse into battle and she has developed a breathtaking breath-taking mental energy refuge. Additionally, she developed the talent to force bisons to reveal their innermost secrets and she is able to make creatures appear from nowhere. Vidya wrangles with adversaries using a poisonous energy blade that also grants a legendary strength, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Also, she has the power to jump instantly. Unfortunately, Vidya suffers from being sickly. ..yes. Saruuh lords over a array of imps. She has learned to take control of antelopes, however this power only lasts one day at a time. Saruuh has an extraordinary luck and she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it toward a single combatant. Also, she has the ability to become incredibly massive and she developed the talent to cause her opponents to become powerless. Saruuh resists assailants with a savage knife made from wood and she is able to rocket up walls using a remarkable horse. Additionally, she has been known to block javelins and deflect them against a series of rivals and she displays a breathtaking wisdom, but never in shadow. Saruuh possesses the power to spray psychic blasts from her proboscis toward any foe close by and she is known for her super power to recover quickly from wounds, but only in the presence of a snake. Lamentably, Saruuh is infamous for being blind. why is that lamentably? some of the most badass people are blind! Caitlyn can levitate forward in time. She likewise has mastered the ability to make duplicates of herself and she is able to sculpt and mold all adamantium with a thought, however can only do so eight times a day. Caitlyn can absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against any assailant in sight and she has been known to tunnel through solid physical matter, but never against rock. She has the power to confuse the thinking of a foe and she has the power to become camouflaged, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Terribly, Caitlyn takes harm from exposure to silver. Karla boasts a mind-blowing resistance to mental attack. She likewise has the power to absorb the damage from weather and use it to boost her vision and she lords over a series of humans. Karla can take control of weapons and she is able to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it toward any adversary close by. Additionally, she resists enemies with an explosive skateboard that also grants an astounding dexterity and she has been known to create plastic out of thin air. Karla has mastered the ability to communicate with elves through a mental link. Sadly, Karla is deathly afraid of giraffes.

    annabelleewho:

    madgirlwithabox:

    headbangingwithzombies:

    tellxmebby:

    irresolutesongbird:

    thatswhatsnapesaid:

    strucketh-by-hawkeyes-arrow:

    Lizzie can copy the appearance of her foes. Additionally, she developed the talent to take control of vibrations and bend it to her will and she is able to confuse the vision of a rival. Lizzie has learned to change shape into an ox and she has an extraordinary power to recover quickly from wounds. She wages war with a venomous set of spines and she boasts an uncommon knack at fighting in the dark. Lizzie has been known to become invisible, but can only do so twice a day. Unfortunately, Lizzie struggles with being unable to see bears.

    I CAN TURN INTO AN OX?! SWEET!

    Sara has an incredible strength. Also, she has been known to steal all powers of her rivals and use it against them and she has learned to spin like a whirlwind. Sara can scan the memories of others and she possesses the power to tunnel through solid wood. Additionally, she is able to become gigantic and she has mastered the ability to block lasers and deflect them toward any foe close by, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Sara has the power to levitate through the vacuum of space using an unimaginable motorcycle, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Tragically, Sara is handicapped by being insane.

    Spinning whirlwind of insanity on a motorbike? Well yes, this seems about right. 

    Hannah is able to become camouflaged, however this power only lasts two days at a time. Also, she wages war with a terrible lasso that can force assailants to drop all possessions and she has been known to walk along ramps of corbomite. Hannah has the power to create glass out of thin air and she has mastered the ability to tunnel through solid ice. Tragically, Hannah is notorious for being stupid.

    Beth is able to create string out of thin air, however only while performing a series of gestures. She developed the talent to transform her body into water and she has the power to view distant locations with her mind. Beth can jump into the bodies of her combatants using an astonishing assault vehicle and she owns all of the powers and talents of a snake. Terribly, Beth becomes kind of an asshole in the presence of glass.

    Vidya resists rivals with a terrible sword made from titanium. She has learned to block bullets and deflect them toward a single assailant, but only when concentrating. Vidya rides an awesome horse into battle and she has developed a breathtaking breath-taking mental energy refuge. Additionally, she developed the talent to force bisons to reveal their innermost secrets and she is able to make creatures appear from nowhere. Vidya wrangles with adversaries using a poisonous energy blade that also grants a legendary strength, however using this power draws a lot of attention. Also, she has the power to jump instantly. Unfortunately, Vidya suffers from being sickly.


    ..yes.

    Saruuh lords over a array of imps. She has learned to take control of antelopes, however this power only lasts one day at a time. Saruuh has an extraordinary luck and she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from energy-based attacks and redirect it toward a single combatant. Also, she has the ability to become incredibly massive and she developed the talent to cause her opponents to become powerless. Saruuh resists assailants with a savage knife made from wood and she is able to rocket up walls using a remarkable horse. Additionally, she has been known to block javelins and deflect them against a series of rivals and she displays a breathtaking wisdom, but never in shadow. Saruuh possesses the power to spray psychic blasts from her proboscis toward any foe close by and she is known for her super power to recover quickly from wounds, but only in the presence of a snake. Lamentably, Saruuh is infamous for being blind.

    why is that lamentably? some of the most badass people are blind!

    Caitlyn can levitate forward in time. She likewise has mastered the ability to make duplicates of herself and she is able to sculpt and mold all adamantium with a thought, however can only do so eight times a day. Caitlyn can absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against any assailant in sight and she has been known to tunnel through solid physical matter, but never against rock. She has the power to confuse the thinking of a foe and she has the power to become camouflaged, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Terribly, Caitlyn takes harm from exposure to silver.

    Karla boasts a mind-blowing resistance to mental attack. She likewise has the power to absorb the damage from weather and use it to boost her vision and she lords over a series of humans. Karla can take control of weapons and she is able to absorb the damage from mental attacks and redirect it toward any adversary close by. Additionally, she resists enemies with an explosive skateboard that also grants an astounding dexterity and she has been known to create plastic out of thin air. Karla has mastered the ability to communicate with elves through a mental link. Sadly, Karla is deathly afraid of giraffes.

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  4. thelittlegaminggoddess: This made me tear up. *sniffle* *tears*

    thelittlegaminggoddess:

    This made me tear up. *sniffle*

    *tears*

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  5. explodeyfaces:

    courtneypamyupamyu:

    the-age-of-the-moon:

    China Fashion Week 2011

    omg go china

    i’ve reblogged this already but here it comes again because dang this is neat 

    fierce!!!

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  6. wowfunniestposts:

    oh i wouldn’t be so sure

    this blog is epic

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  7. my-imperfect-verdict:

    bobwentcaboom:

    malcology:

    joshuathepapercat:

    my-feathers-glow:

    grassleaves:

    tears tears forever

    hes such a bitch to his mother though

    I actually cried.

    *bursts into tear* the hell tumblr? why do you do these things to me???

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  8. kaydijohnson: Oh dear lord <3 THE CUTENESS!!!!!!GAH!!!

    kaydijohnson:

    Oh dear lord <3

    THE CUTENESS!!!!!!GAH!!!

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